Today’s Deep Thought:
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he’s carrying a beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you’re drunk.
So when I woke up today I saw that my reciever was out for delivery and I was really excited. So I waited and waited and waited. Then it was time for me to get ready for work and as I was walking to the bathroom I heard the low rumbling of a deisel engine in a big truck and so I waited a bit and tried to figure out where it is, and then I heard the clanking of the garbage cans, so it was just the garbage trucks. I was throuly disapointed at that point because I was hoping to get it all hooked up before work. So I showered and then checked the door to see if it had arrived, nope, nothing but pine needles and dirt sitting there. So I got ready and then had to leave. I was thinking to myself how can the delievery driver have eight and a half hours to deliver a package and still not arrive? So I drove to work feeling blah and had to deal with the asshole drivers that couldn’t even go the speed limit and shit and make me miss the light to trun.
I got the delivery notice at 5:42, the package was delivered at the door at 5:19pm. So it will be waiting for me when I get home.. I hope tonight goes by fast so I can get the thing all hooked up and stuff. 5.1 surround sound here I come! Weeee!!!
I don’t think that I have been this technologically advanceed since I was living in that apartment in Norman about ten years ago.