Breakfast of champions!
Breakfast of champions!
Ok, so this weekend was fun, and weird.
Started out with me going to Carol’s to hang out with her and her cousin who was visiting in town. We were going to go to Johns Pass and do the touristy thing. As we were getting ready to go Carol’s mom called and wanted us to go to Ocala to visit her and do a bbq like thing. So after much arm twisting on Carol’s mom’s part we headed up there.
Once we got to Her mom’s house we headed over to her friends house. (I thought we were having it at her mom’s house but nope) and then we drove to her friend’s communities swimming pool. Hung out at the pool a while. Her friend lives in a retirement community, and her friend is not of retirement age. When we were packing up from the pool to go back to the place to bbq one of the old ladies stuck her nose in where it shouldn’t have been and started bitching people out for making a mess which we were in the process of cleaning up anyway, and the fact that we were not “registered overnight guests” because the pool rules state that registered overnight guests can only use the pool (something that the complex didn’t care out about we found out later). Also I guess Carol’s mom’s friends friend was scaring Carol
s mom’s friends daugher or something so drama later ensued about that and the daughter calling her dad and him coming over to pick her up over it. We were out of there at that point and headed back over to the mom’s house and hung out and drank there for a while.
Carol then decided she wanted to go out drinking and we called a cab. Went to one place, it was dead, so the cab took us to another place callled Charlie horse. There wasn’t many people there either but we stayed and had a few drinks.
There wasn’t many people there and Carol wanted to go downtown and see what was happing there, we then decided to go out and get some fresh air and Carol and her cousin went inside to get more drinks and then I guess Carol spotted someone. We went back inside, and hung out with this guy and his mom and her bf. They ended up taking us home and the guy came in with. We hung out a bit more at the house, Carol and the guy did their thing with her cousin trying to cock block the entire time, then we went to bed and woke up the next morning. Then we headed back home later that day.
After dropping off Carol and her cousin at Carol’s house, I went home, showered, ate and slept for a couple of hours. Then we went out for Thai at Nori Thai. Yum yum! We ate like pigs.
So ya. Wee….
This is so fucking true!
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them
I really like you. I do. You’re so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don’t really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don’t you think?
I knew you would understand. You always do.
We’re so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn’t want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I’ve got going here.
It’s just…you’re like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you’ve spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.
No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don’t have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.
Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I’d call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn’t answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don’t even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.
Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I’ve known you so long, you’re more like a brother that I’ve drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It’d be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you’d come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I’ve had a bad day at work, you’d be looking at me like, “I’ve seen her breasts.” God, I can’t think of anything more awkward that that.
Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi.
Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I’d be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don’t see how much it crushes you. Let’s never lose that. That’s what makes us us.
Don’t worry. You’re so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You’ll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I’ll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won’t believe it when you say we’re just friends. But when she dumps you, that’s just what we’ll be.
Best friends. Friends forever.
On Friday night I headed on down to Gulfport to hear Mr. Satan and Adam play. This is something that is going to be a rare treat since they both live in different states and Mr Satan is 71 years old.
By the time I got to Gulfport it started to drizzle. The rain chances for the night was thirty percent. I thought that this will blow over soon and so did the rest of the people who were there. After a few minutes the equipment started getting covered up and I also learned that the performance is going to be videotaped and the DVDs and CDs were going to be sold some time in the future and the video was going to be shown at a local film festival some time in the future. the rain started to get stronger so I decided to find shelter before I got too soaked.
After about 20 minutes of rain they decided to move to the patio of the Pelican Inn. The equipment that they were using to amplify the voices was damaged by the rain and they spent a lot of time trying to get it working before giving up and one of the people went home and got a guitar amp to hook Mr. Satan’s mic in.
The entire time Mr. Satan seemed oblivious to the issues that were plaguing the event. In the beginning when Adam asked him to strap on the guitar and come on up he got plugged in and just played and sung his heart out. He didn’t even notice when his mic wasn’t working. It was a great show and I loved hearing him play more than the few minutes that he played when I saw him at Jason Ricci. He actually looked like he was in a lot better shape than he was before as well. I can say that he looked really good.
There was this old couple that was there that started dancing pretty much right away. There was this other lady there that seemed to be all over Satan, I don’t know how she is related if she is but I know I have seen her before. She reminds me of a 55 year old real estate agent. She seemed to not like the other old lady and towards the end of the night she started blocking her from being right up front. I know the old lady earlier caused her to run into the harmonica mic stand and drop Adam’s harmonicas. And I heard another lady complain that the old lady dripped sweat in her drink. Also this old lady made me get up and dance a few times and one time pushed me back and made me step on that lady’s foot. I felt really bad since she was wearing sandals or some kind of open toe shoe. That lady ended up moving and sitting further back. The last time the old lady wanted me to dance I refused to get up.
There was a man there who spent the entire night sketching Mr Satan and at the end of the night he gave it to him. Not five minutes later he turned it around and gave it to Real Estate lady. I was amused by this. I don’t know if the person who drew this saw the exchange but I do know that if I would have seen it I would have been mad. I wonder how many times people get stuff from fans and how often that stuff is given to other fans.
Today I made it to the seabird sanctuary and the clearwater marine aquarium. You can see pictures here: I had a really nice and relaxing time. There wasn’t many people there and I got to see some huge pelicans. I didn’t realise pelicans got to be that big. They were like baby ostridges. I also saw a cool tree with fruit growing off of it that looked like squash or pears. It was a tropical tree though. At the sanctuary I got to see some sea turtles and dolphins and otters and stingrays. I am thinking about volunteering at the sanctuary. That way I feel like I am giving back to the turtle. While I was there I got a couple of little turtle things that I added to my altar.
I got home around 5 pm and I have just been relaxing since. Today was a pretty decent day. Not much coughing, but the coughing I have been doing has been deep flem removing, hopefully I am done with this soon. I haven’t shaved all week. I am thinking about growing a winter beard. It has been a few years since I have done so.
When I got home this morning it was freezing. The thermometer was reading 71. I closed all the windows and shut off all the fans. I hate the cold but it is going to be nice because now my electric bill is going to be less than $100 a month.
I have decided to sell my Earthfirst Technologies stock. They have really dropped down in price recently and they are going to do a reverse split soon which is going to suck big time too. I am hoping to get .053 a share out of it. I doubt it since they are currently at .039 and dropping down. I am going to lose a lot of money now.
I am mad at myself right now. I had originally had Brett Farve as my QB for my fantasy teams and about 30 minutes before the 1 pm kick off Sue aimed me and adv I am better off playing Manning today, so I switched it under her advise and it ended up costing me 30 points on the league and 14 points on head to head. I am so mad.
This is so funny! I saw it on SNL last night and cracked up! SNL usually doesn’t do that for me anymore.
so the last couple of days I have been searching for atomic fireballs. I looked at Target, Walgreens, CVS, 7-11, two Hess gas stations, Albertsons, Publix, and even went into Tyrone and Country Side malls looking for them with no luck. The funny thing is I thought I remember seeing them everywhere and I was pretty disappointed that I couldn’t find them at all. Well Sunday morning I decided to go to Rally to get gas since I was running really low and low and behold they had them in there. I can’t believe that there aren’t that many places that sells them anymore. I almost want to buy a case of them from the website so I have a bunch on hand. I originally went out looking for them for Karla but as I was searching for them I got the craving for them as well so I had to pick some up for myself as well.