Nov 242010

*I don’t know why it didn’t send an email before the transcript was processed. Here is last nights posts in full as Google translated them. Later I will write them the way I said them. Google only allows a 3 minuite message, so unless it allows a longer message I think this is not the solution for me. I am going to look to see if there is a way the email won’t be sent until after it is transcribed….

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Mood : amusedamused
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 Posted by at 7:28 am
Jun 282008

“We have found the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq. It is oil. As long as the oil companies control our government Americans will continue to pay and pay, with our lives, our fortunes our sacred honor.” Dennis Kucinich on the secret meetings in early 2001.

I am still not over George Carlin dying. I am pretty sad and depressed about it. Nothing I could say could fully pay tribute to him. He was a brilliant man with keen observations to life and he saw where this country was heading long before others did. He did literally change my life and my beliefs wether it was through a joke or him being serious I will never know. I wish I had the chance to meet him when he was in Clearwater a couple of years ago. I would have told him, and he would have thought I was an idiot.

His latest material.

Most of the material was what I heard freshly written and in rough at Ruth Eckard Hall.

Work has been really busy and rough lately. Lots of asshole customers wanting you to give them the world and more for stupid bullshit and when you can’t accomidate their demands you suck as a cs supervisior and should be fired. Fuck them all.

Mood : sadsad
Music : It's Bad For You
Tv : Jersey Girl
 Posted by at 12:22 am
Mar 172008

There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
– George Carlin

I got American Blackout from Netflix, and I watched the movie again and watched the bonus features and that movie really makes you think about how much this country is more of a fascist dictatorship than anything, especially with Bushco being in power. This movie also dives deep into Cynthia McKinney and her quest for the truth and how that caused her to be pushed out of congress and how the republipukes tried to deny her the office when she ran again, and then she was outed again after that term was up. If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it. It is here and Netflix.

Today was another one of those days where I felt like people were out to get each other on the roads, especially me. People doing stupid things like pulling out in front of you or getting into your lane to turn or other stupid shit like that.

I need a new poll for Carrot Juice. Any ideas?

I have another script roughed. I also came up with a few more ideas for the video project. I think that depending on how much money I will have for groceries my episodes will be done fairly fast at first.

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 Posted by at 10:18 pm
Jul 142007

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
– George Carlin

Last night I had a dream that my teeth and fillings and other plastic parts dealing with my mouth kept on falling out. It was a weird feeling and something I have never drembt about before. I remember the roots being hollow and red and bloody. I was out with a group of people doing something (I don’t remember) but I was near a fire station and when the first one came out they gave me some pain killers, and then more fell out quickly after that. It seemed like my k9 teeth were the ones that fell out and also my fillings. I remember tht the people I was with was trying to get me to a dentist about it but we never did leave to go for some reason.

Yesterday I went and hung out with Carol and Oli. We ate, and we went to the sunset and ate again. For dinner we had Thai food. I got this really yummy peanut curry with potatoes and tofu that was out of this world.

Pictures are here:

Anyway, I got home kind of late, and the 13th happened to be our two month a versery and she was so upset because we didn’t spend any time chatting with each other that she broke up with me today. Fucking sucks. She said that I dont pay enough attention to her and I don’t care about her and that this I guess is going to be a weeek apart to see if I do truly want her and we will talk back in a week. I am really mad abotu the fucknig thing I don’t know what to do.

Anyway, that is the update…. Take it or leave it.

Mood : happydepressed
Music : http:///
Tv : Baby Boy
 Posted by at 11:24 pm
Dec 102006

So last night I went and saw George Carlin. It was pretty good. He did all new material and had his cheat sheets with him. He said that he has written it within the last couple of months. I was really close, I would say within 35 feet, but then again, I have never been a good judge of distance. I was on row O, if that says anything.

A joke that I can remember:

A little boy asks his daddy what the mound of hair is on mommy, daddy replies, “That is her vulva.” Little boy says, oh, I thought that was a cunt, daddy says, no, that is the rest of her son.

I loved the show; time went by way too fast. I bought a couple of t-shirts and a poster while I was there. The poster has an incomplete list of 2443 words and phrases that are improper or dirty as compiled by George. The t shirts has a cartoonish picture of George on front and on the back one says “Jesus is coming look busy” and the other one says “Simon says go fuck yourself”. Hahaha! I love the second one.

I got all my shopping done on Thursday and Friday and got everything mailed off Friday night except for one package which I am waiting for something to be shipped to me before I mail it off. All day today I was getting the feeling that I have bought the same things for people that I bought them last year. I don’t know if I did or not, but I get that feeling. Especially the thing I bought my grandma because I bought the gift at the same place I bought it last year. I am not very good at getting presents because I try to put a lot of thought into things, and I am not usually a gift certificate type of person and I am not a I will get whatever type of person, so the feeling has to be right to get something, and sometimes I think I get the same things over and over again because of it.

I think that tomorrow I am going to go to the beach and spend some time there. I am going to eat and drink and have fun.

Mood : happyhungry
Tv : Necessary Roughness
 Posted by at 7:10 pm
Oct 302006

“I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I I say, they’re my work, they’re my play, they’re my passion. Words are all we have really.

We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we’re stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It’s a matter of how you pick them.

There are some people that aren’t into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They’d have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That’s what they told us they were, remember? ‘That’s a bad word.’ ‘Awwww.’ There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

And words, you know the seven don’t you? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn’t even belong on the list, you know. It’s such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. ‘Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.’ It sounds like a snack doesn’t it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don’t mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can’t eat just one. That’s true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people’s feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list…like cocksucker and motherfucker. Those are…those are heavy-weight words. There’s a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They’re just busy words. There’s a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K’s. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherfuckerCocksucker. It’s like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

And we mentioned shit earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and Cunt. The reason Piss and Cunt are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said ‘Those are the two I am not going to say. I don’t mind Fuck and Shit, but P and C are out. P and C are out.’ Which led to such stupid sentences as ‘OK, you fuckers, I am going to tinkle now.’

And of course the word Fuck. The word Fuck, I don’t really…well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don’t really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word fuck is an important word. It’s the beginning of life, and, yet it’s a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I’d rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word fuck, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. ‘Okay Sheriff, we’re gonna fuck ya now. But we’re gonna fuck ya slow.’ So maybe next year I’ll have a whole fuckin’ rap on that word. I hope so.

Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it’s just impossible, forget those seven, they’re out.

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? ‘And the cock crowed three times.”Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It’s in the bible.’ There are some Two-way words, like it’s okay for Curt Gowdy [mis-spelled in original transcription. -ed.] to say ‘Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.’ But he can’t say, ‘I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don’t you? He’s holding them. He must have hurt them by God.’ And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It’s okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don’t finger your prick. No, no.”

 Posted by at 1:28 pm
Oct 232006

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
– George Carlin

Today I got a lot accomplished. I did a bunch of laundry, and a batch of dishes. I think I have a load or two of laundry left and a few more dishes left. I am going to attempt to finish the rest on Tue or Wed.

I think that on Tue or Wed I am going to see Florida’s Lost Tribes. This looks pretty interesting.

(note to self – directions –
Bear right and head toward Gandy Blvd N – go 1.2 mi 1.2 mi
2 mins
Turn right at San Martin Blvd NE – go 0.9 mi 0.9 mi
2 mins
Continue on Patica Rd NE – go 0.1 mi 0.1 mi
Bear left at Weedon Dr NE – go 1.6 mi 1.6 mi
4 mins
Arrive at 1800 Weedon Dr NE
St Petersburg, FL 33702

Hmm, looking at the site, I think that they are closed Tue, so it looks like I will be going Wed.

I made very minor cosmetic changes to my blog. They are probably not noticable, but I thought that they were a bit more eye apealing.

I am at work today until 6 am. This really messes with my sleep thing I am trying to fix, but I am a team player, adn will be taking time off soon, soooo….

I am watching this thing on Austraila that is pretty interesting. I watched it before at 9 pm and it was on DiscoveryHD, and now I am watching it again on the regular Discovery channel, and I deffinately need to buy a HDTV. I can tell the difference between the two. The picture looks grainy and a bit blurry compared to the HD broadcast. I need to get a HDDVR, and a reciever and a TV. They are on my list go get within the next 6 months.

I really like my Saturn SC1. I really like the way it handles. It can take turns and corners really good. Part of the reason is the tires I have, they are less than a year old, but the suspension really helps keep it on the ground too. This corner:
Is on my way to work, and I usually takethe outside lane as poorly illistrated in the picture. Anyway, this corner is pretty tight, expecially when it first starts curving. I try (when there is no one in front of me) to hit this at 60, and usually come out of the corner at 65, 70. It is pretty fun. And there are a couple of fun little curves leading into the office complex that are fun to swerve right and then left really fast.

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Aug 252006

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 Posted by at 11:26 pm
Aug 022006

From George Carlin’s Jammin’ in New York.

We’re so self-important. So self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these fucking people kidding me? Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna save the fucking planet?

I’m getting tired of that shit. Tired of that shit. I’m tired of fucking Earth Day, I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. They don’t care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.

Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are fucked. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We’ve been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we’ve only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we’re a threat? That somehow we’re gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that’s just a-floatin’ around the sun?

The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles…hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages…And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet…the planet…the planet isn’t going anywhere. WE ARE!

We’re going away. Pack your shit, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.

You wanna know how the planet’s doing? Ask those people at Pompeii, who are frozen into position from volcanic ash, how the planet’s doing. You wanna know if the planet’s all right, ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble, if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.

The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?” Plastic…asshole.

So, the plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that’s begun. Don’t you think that’s already started? I think, to be fair, the planet sees us as a mild threat. Something to be dealt with. And the planet can defend itself in an organized, collective way, the way a beehive or an ant colony can. A collective defense mechanism. The planet will think of something. What would you do if you were the planet? How would you defend yourself against this troublesome, pesky species? Let’s see… Viruses. Viruses might be good. They seem vulnerable to viruses. And, uh…viruses are tricky, always mutating and forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed. Perhaps, this first virus could be one that compromises the immune system of these creatures. Perhaps a human immunodeficiency virus, making them vulnerable to all sorts of other diseases and infections that might come along. And maybe it could be spread sexually, making them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction.

Well, that’s a poetic note. And it’s a start. And I can dream, can’t I? See I don’t worry about the little things: bees, trees, whales, snails. I think we’re part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand. A higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. The Big Electron…whoooa. Whoooa. Whoooa. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while.

Current Music: One Night Stand on HBOC
 Posted by at 5:18 am
Dec 282005

Today I got about 5 calls from Carol starting around 9am. I finally decided to call her back at around 1:30 and see what is going on. I guess her boyfriend got on her computer and within five minutes he had it rattled with spyware. So I took a quick shower and headed on down to her place and installed Spybot, Adaware, Spyware Blaster, Spyware Guard, and Giant. I ran scans, Spybot got most of the shit, and then I had to download and run a tool in safe mode to finish it all up.

After I had it all said and done, she paid me by taking me to Carmelita’s. We had chips, salsa, lots of guacamole, and vegan chimichangas. Talk about good food!!!

After we headed on over to Best Buy and I helped her pick out a battery back up and some cd-rs. Then we headed back to her house and I helped her hook her back up up. When we restarted her computer, there was something that was attempting to hijack IE’s homepage (she uses Firefox thank me!) so I need to go back and try to get rid of that. I ran out of time and had to go to work. I should have brought my back pack with me because now I am suffering without my glasses.

Work has been really busy for me. I have taken a bunch of calls, and been busy with other things. I can’t believe it is already three.

I am probably not going to get any sleep today. A colleague at work had Kable link go to her house for a bad network card and they ended up having to replace the motherboard in it and ever since it has not worked the same. I told her I would look at it and see what is going on with it. I didn’t get a chance to look at it since Carol called me, so I am going to fire it up when I get home and see what is going on with it. Then by the time I have it fixed or at least figured out it will be time to go back to Carols and finish her up.

George Carlin quote:
I have a very inexpensive security system if someone breaks into my house, I run next door and throw a brick through my neighbor’s window. That sets off his alarm and when the police arrive I direct them to my house.

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 Posted by at 3:07 am