Jun 182008
 
My pirate name is:
Mad James Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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Mood : happyblah
Tv : Daily Show
 Posted by at 8:51 pm
Jan 282008
 

I didn’t even realise it till today that I passed six years living in Florida on the 22nd. I can’t believe I have been here so long.

I was thinking about my time here thus far and what I have done and been. Retrospecting if you will. I am such a looser.

I worked on Crazycomputing.net a bit more over the last couple of days. I got my navigation set up and got my topics as well. Luckily Archive.org has been a big help in me getting stuff together. I have copies of articles and other stuff there I am going to copy over.

This was sent to me via e-mail and I thought it was disgustingly true:

SCHOOL — 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 – Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 – Ants die.
2007 – BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario : Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy .

I got my power supply today. I will be hooking it up tonight. The music server will be offline during that time. Shouldn’t be more than 20 minutes.

Current Music: Madonna - Lucky Star
  
 Posted by at 11:11 pm
Nov 042007
 

Today I went to do laundry and I was reminded once again why I shouldn’t do laundry on Saturdays. Every one of the washers was full except one, so I was only able to do one load of laundry. Also they decided to change out all but two of the washers and driers toket things for actual money. each use is $1.25. So a real true load (two washers and one drier) is now going to cost me $3.75. Fucking rip. Those tokets I was buying at e-bay for $0.50 each. Once those are gone I might have to go find an actual washing facility that isn’t so expensive. I hope they don’t change out those other two for money before all my tokets are gone. I should probably do my sheets and stuff this week and use all the tokets I have left. I have a bunch of laundry in bags I need to wash too. I might as well before it is too late.

After I did laundry I went back to bed and lightly slept for another couple of hours. I finally got up around 6 pm and I checked mail and did some tagging and then got ready to work.

I took the Political compas test and I was not surprised with my results:
My graph
The results that I was surprised with is the results of the current presidential candidates:
Political compas
I find it really odd that most of the democrats are falling right around where the neocons are, and that the only ones where I feel like the democrats should be are where Kucinich and Gravel are. Very interesting I think.

Another interesting one was the political and social leaders one:
International chart
It is interesting to see where Kucinich is compared to Gandhi (I am almost right on the mark for Gandhi. It is amazing that Shrub isn’t more fascist than how I think him to be.

Current Music: http://jared.serveftp.net:9000/listen.pls Beats Beyond - Army of me (Bersarinplatz Mix)
  
 Posted by at 2:46 am
Sep 042007
 

Your Score: Oscar the Grouch

You scored 35% Organization, 46% abstract, and 38% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.

You are more sloppy, both concrete and abstract, and more introverted.

Here is why are you Oscar the Grouch.

You are both sloppy. You might not always know where everything you need is. Perhaps you don’t even care. You don’t live in a trash can though.

You both can be concrete or abstract thinkers. Oscar’s vision of life is very dreamy in an unusual way. His greatest pleasure is being unhappy, but the act of being unhappy makes him happy… which is exactly what he doesn’t want. That’s quite abstract. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren’t afraid to explore your dreams and desires within limits.

You are both quite introverted. For whatever reason you are uncomfortable in social settings. You probably have one or two people that you are close with. You’d rather do things by yourself and you dislike working in groups. Oscar hates it when people bug him.

The other possible characters are

Cookie Monster
Big Bird
Snuffleupagus
Ernie
Elmo
Kermit the Frog
Grover
The Count
Guy Smiley
Bert

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I have written many many tests for fun on this site. Feel free to choose another one from my handy categories. If you liked a test, please rate it before continuing.

Intelligence tests (all with answer keys)

The are you Smarter Than a 1st Grader Test Test your school smarts against my 1st graders.

The Proper Urinal Etiquette Test

The State Locator Challenge I’ll show you a picture of a state, you tell me which one it is.

The 10 Tricky Anagram Puzzles Test A fun quirky IQ test.

The Following Directions IQ Test The name says it all. Perhaps my trickiest IQ test.
The Take the Jeopardy Challenge Test A great tests for fans of jeopardy. Somewhat lengthy.

“Which character am I” tests

The Your Sesame Street Persona test By far, my most popular test.

The Smurf Personality Test 16 smurfy possibilities. Smurf facts included.

The Your Seinfeld Identity Test Surely the only test here that uses “Kavorka” as a variable.

The Life in Hell Test Which rabbit are you in this Matt Groening (The Simpsons) strip?.

Tests that are actually games

The Real Choose Your Own Adventure Test 29 possible endings. Uses internal links to navigate.

The Survivor Game Great fun for fans of the T.V. show. Complex scoring algorithm.

What will you do for a Klondike Bar? Life and death hangs on each choice you make.

The Morphed Faces (with a reward) test Quick. Kind of dumb but fun.
Let’s Play Rocks Paper Scissors Takes less than a minute. Bet you can’t win.?
The Murder Mystery Flash Game A dumb addictive flash game I did not create.

Death related test

The Wecome To Your Funeral Test Tells you who attends your funeral and when you’ll die.
The Who’s Dying First Test See if you are likely to outlast me on this planet.
Would Jesus Die For Your Sins? Short and sarcastic (like me!)

Bizarre compatability tests

The Choose Your Next Planet Test When ours becomes inhabitable, where should you go?

The Would Judge Judy Yell at YOU test? Can you escape her wrath? Probably not.

The If We Were Both Lesbians… Sure you dig my tests. But would you dig me…as a woman?

The Would Zeppo Sleep with you test My very 1st test. Would my cat date you or more?

The Yankees or Red Sox fan test Which team SHOULD you root for. Fun questions.

The rest (or the “Could be deleted any day tests…”)

The Do You Know the Muffin Man Test No clue how to describe this test.

The Let is snow? Let it snow test This test will tell you if you like snow. Seriously.

You too can get 10,000 takers The author reveals his secrets to creating popular tests.

The Smokey the Bear Forest Fire Test This test is really pathetic. Don’t take it.

Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: Grandpa Smurf

You are 43 % Action Driven, 65% Interpersonal, 72% Street Smart, and 41% Artistic

This test measured 4 variables.

First, this test measured if you place a higher value on words or actions. Both have their own advantages. For instance a skilled negotiator and a skilled firefighter both save lives.

Second, this test compared your intrapersonal and interpersonal intelligences. Simply put intrapersonal intelligence means you understand yourself, while interpersonal intelligence means you understand others.

Third, this test measured if you are more book smart or street smart. Book smart people may be more interested in a variety of topics, while street smart people focus on the most relevant information. Smurfette is very street smart, while Poet Smurf is not.

Fourth, this test measured if you prefer an artistic or functional approach to life. Artistic people may concentrate more on details and ambiance, while functional people focus on if it works. In this case Vanity Smurf would be considered Artistic while Hefty Smurf just wants to lift stuff up.

You are more word driven, more interpersonal, more street smart, and less artistic.

Curious why you wound up as Grandpa Smurf? Let’s find out!

In his youth Grandpa Smurf used to be a smurf of action, and in his declining years he has remained energetic. Still, there is little he enjoys more than telling his smurfy tales, and showing off all the smurfy items he has collected. Like Grandpa Smurf, you realize that words can often be as valuable as force. Your high interpersonal intelligence suggests that just like Grandpa, you know other people pretty well.

Your score of street smart suggests that you are comfortable in new situations. Grandpa Smurf has had myriads of adventures and shares your position. Like Grandpa you might appreciate art, but you aren’t going to go along with something that doesn’t make sense to you.

The 16 possible smurf categories are…

Lazy Smurf, Slouchy Smurfling, Hefty Smurf, Papa Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Sassette Smurfling, Grandpa Smurf, Handy Smurf, Dreamy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Poet Smurf, Baker Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Smurfette, Tailor Smurf

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I have written many many tests for fun on this site. Feel free to choose another one from my handy categories. If you liked a test, please rate it before continuing.

Intelligence tests (all with answer keys)

The are you Smarter Than a 1st Grader Test Test your school smarts against my 1st graders.

The Proper Urinal Etiquette Test

The State Locator Challenge I’ll show you a picture of a state, you tell me which one it is.

The 10 Tricky Anagram Puzzles Test A fun quirky IQ test.

The Following Directions IQ Test The name says it all. Perhaps my trickiest IQ test.
The Take the Jeopardy Challenge Test A great tests for fans of jeopardy. Somewhat lengthy.

“Which character am I” tests

The Your Sesame Street Persona test By far, my most popular test.

The Smurf Personality Test 16 smurfy possibilities. Smurf facts included.

The Your Seinfeld Identity Test Surely the only test here that uses “Kavorka” as a variable.

The Life in Hell Test Which rabbit are you in this Matt Groening (The Simpsons) strip?.

Tests that are actually games

The Real Choose Your Own Adventure Test 29 possible endings. Uses internal links to navigate.

The Survivor Game Great fun for fans of the T.V. show. Complex scoring algorithm.

What will you do for a Klondike Bar? Life and death hangs on each choice you make.

The Morphed Faces (with a reward) test Quick. Kind of dumb but fun.
Let’s Play Rocks Paper Scissors Takes less than a minute. Bet you can’t win.?
The Murder Mystery Flash Game A dumb addictive flash game I did not create.

Death related test

The Wecome To Your Funeral Test Tells you who attends your funeral and when you’ll die.
The Who’s Dying First Test See if you are likely to outlast me on this planet.
Would Jesus Die For Your Sins? Short and sarcastic (like me!)

Bizarre compatability tests

The Choose Your Next Planet Test When ours becomes inhabitable, where should you go?

The Would Judge Judy Yell at YOU test? Can you escape her wrath? Probably not.

The If We Were Both Lesbians… Sure you dig my tests. But would you dig me…as a woman?

The Would Zeppo Sleep with you test My very 1st test. Would my cat date you or more?

The Yankees or Red Sox fan test Which team SHOULD you root for. Fun questions.

The rest (or the “Could be deleted any day tests…”)

The Do You Know the Muffin Man Test No clue how to describe this test.

The Let is snow? Let it snow test This test will tell youf if you like snow. Seriously.

You too can get 10,000 takers The author reveals his secrets to creating popular tests.

Link: The Smurf Personality Test written by greencowsgomoo on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
  
Mood : happyblah
Music : http://jared.serveftp.net:9000/listen.pls
 Posted by at 11:18 pm
Sep 012007
 

Your Score: The Nice League

You are 43% Factor A, and 70% Factor B. Figure that out.

TNL, baby woo!

In a way, you’re perfect. People can come to you for a good laugh, an interesting discussion, or spare change. They probably love you, but just aren’t in love with you. That’s the handicap of your league.

If you want to play hard and with other leagues, you have to sex it up a little bit. Don’t be afraid of rejection just because you get it so much. You can’t win if you don’t play.

Don’t tell anyone in the other leagues this, but yours is secretly the best one.

Key:
TCL = The Cute League
TNL = The Nice League
THL = The Hot League
TBL = The Beautiful League

Link: The What’s Your League? Test written by selaruth on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: Activism

You scored -12Moral Order, 6 Moral Rules!

Activism can be dedicated to many causes: animal rights, environment, civil rights, global poverty…

Activists come in all shapes and form but tend to share the same belief as Socialists regarding InterDependence. They tend to focus social causes that are farther to the left than the mainstream, therefore their position on the chart.

Also included in this category (although maybe with some variations) are:

Anti-Globalism
Greenism

Link: The Moral Politics Test written by humder on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
  
Mood : happycalm
 Posted by at 1:10 am
Apr 012007
 

1- What’s worse – Physical or Mental cheating?
Define mental cheating? If you mean fantisies, then I would say Physical. I think it is ok to fantisize, everyone does at some degree or another.

2- Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forgive. It is hard to forget. There are mistakes that I have made that comes back to me randomly and the feelings are there just as strong as when I made the mistake.

3- Can men and women be “Just Friends “?
Yes.

4- Dating co-workers?
I have done it. As long as it doesn’t get in the way of hte job it can be done.

5- All expenses paid vacation to anywhere?
Mars.

6- On the way to the electric chair – Whats your last meal?
A 500 lb bag of vegan chocolate and I have to eat it all before I get the shock of death.

7- At the water park…
I watch women get wet.

8- When you are “In Love” do you notice other people?
I look. Can’t help it.

9- Is flirting cheating?
no.

10- Would you rather have 1 great friend or 5 pals
definitely one great friend.

11- If someone called you a bitch would you be offended?
Nope, I would probably call them a whore and laugh. hahah.

12- Are you ok with your significant other being friends with an ex?
sure. I have exes I am still friends with.

13- Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Sure, not sure about marrige anyway

14- Favorite sport?
bedroom wresteling.

15- Is toliet paper hung over or under?
It is usually on the toilet tank, and when I do put it on the hanger, I don’t pay attention to which way it is facing.

16 – Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or the end?
middle and then I will fix it later.

17- How do you feel about tanning booths?
Never been.

18- Friends with benefits?
sure.

19- Do you believe in angels?
nope, I do belive in animal spirits.

20- If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?
On the beach, perferably in Moraira Spain

21- Have you ever flirted with someone you had no interest in?
maybe. Ok, yes.

22- Ever kissed a random person and then walked away?
nope

23- Would you buy bootleg merchandise?
I have.

24- What color looks best on you?
black.

25- If you could play any sport professionally what would it be?
bowling, putt putt golf.

26- Ever break up with someone and regret it?
yup.

27- Are you a jealous person?
nope.

28- Would you ever have plastic surgery?
maybe liposuction.

29-What did you dream about last night?
renting an eighteen wheeler and driving it and walking around it and wishing it was mine and being told that the rental place won’t go out and pick it up, that I have to return it the next day at a certain time.

30- Who has the sexiest accents?
Turkish, middle eastern accents. Oh and Latino women.

31- Which do you prefer in a companion – Blue collar or white collar?
why does it matter?

32- Favorite song?
Skinny Puppy – Testure.

33- Favorite movie(s)?
The Cook The Thief His Wife And Her Lover, Revenge Of The Nerds, Office Space, I could go on.,

34- What’s your occupation?
Customer Support Lead, otherwise known as Mr answer, and Mr get yelled at by psyco asshole cunt unreasonable the customer is always right premadonnas.

35- What is your astrological sign?
Geminis

36- Are you a beach, country or city person?
I love the beach, but I have to live in a moderately sized city to have easy access to stuff without it being too over crouded.

37- Favorite AC/DC song?
That big balls song.

38- Have you ever had a “secret affair”
yes

39- If you could own a non-traditional pet which would it be?
I own two red eared sliders.

40- Favorite show as a child?
Transformers, GI Joe, Smurfs, A Team, Knight Rider, Airwolf, Riptide

41- Where do you spend most of your money?
Rent.

42- Are you currently working at a job that you hate?
no

43- Have you ever been so heart broken, you called in sick to work?
I don’t ever call in sick, are you kidding?

44- Favorite summer drink?
Something that will kick my ass. Maybe an Iced Margerita. Rum Runner,

45- Can you change a car tire?
yes

46- Favorite cologne / perfume?
I wear Joop, For a woman I like flowery or fruity perfumes. I hate pochuli oil.

47- Favorite candle scent?
vanilla

48- Would you consider yourself adventurous?
sure

49- What is your My Space profile song?
Sharp Chuckies – I Match Today

50- Favorite concert attended?
The one with Ethyl Meatplow opening to Front 242. Ethyl Meatplow stole the show, for sure!

51- Would you date an already attached man / woman?
nope

52- Would you sing Karaoke in front of co-workers?
Depends.

53- Can you shoot pool?
I usually miss the easy shots and get the hard shots…

54- Do you like your siblings significant others?
I have only met Wendy’s husband a few times and he seems like an all right guy.

55- Can you drive a stick?
Stick or die!!!! I hate automatic cars. HATE!

56- When you marry will you wear white?
Nope,

57- Have you ever sat and hoped for a phone call?
Sometimes.

58- Ever skip school and spend the day at the beach?
I have skipped school, but I lived in Denver, so there was no beach.

59- Favorite TV show(s)?
The Office, Mythbusters, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill mahar, Dirty Jobs, South Park, The Animal Cops serieses, I have more….

60- Are you single or taken?
Painfully Single… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  
Mood : happyhorny
Tv : Planet Earth
 Posted by at 1:43 pm
Jan 192007
 
The Rabbit Spirit
You scored 58% Creativity, 71% Compassion, 38% Strength, and 52% Intelligence!
You are a Rabbit Spirit. You are very sweet and kind, and can be creative. You are sometimes nervous and shy, and are very alert as to what’s going around you. You have a couple good friends, and love frolicking in the meadows.
Don’t forget my two other spiritual tests:
Sitakaliism Test Paganism Test, my political test:
The Fruity Commie Pinko Liberal Test, and my Biology Test

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You scored higher than 0% on Strength
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You scored higher than 17% on Intelligence

Link: The Spirit Animal Test written by sitakali on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
  
Mood : happytired
Music : Kokane - Slow Burnin' 22.5 Degrees Fahrenheit
Tv : Roman Holiday
 Posted by at 5:47 am
Nov 052006
 
The Surprising Lover
63% partner focus, 33% aggressiveness, 60% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover.

The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather like a geode–sometimes rough on the exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their inner greatness unless they’re in a rewarding relationship.

In terms of physical love, the Surprising Lover really shines, often highly imaginative and utterly devoted to bringing the heights of pleasure to the one that they truly love. Given a rewarding, reciprocative relationship, and the right lover, the Surprising Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Carnal Lover (most of all) or the Exotic Lover, or the Suave Lover.

Congratulations!

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You scored higher than 53% on adventurousness

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
  
Mood : happyrushed
Music : Prince - Dirty Mind
Tv : Blue Collar Comedy Tour
 Posted by at 9:15 pm
Nov 032006
 
what kind of asshole scene kid are you?


you are one of these metalcore fucks. every band you listen to sounds exactly the same. they all are just breakdowns and pinch harmonics. get some variety. you like to go in the pit to hurt people. that’s real cool. go jump off a bridge.
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Tv : A really cool show on the Galapagos Islands
 Posted by at 5:00 pm